Yes, seriously.
I was just watching "Barney the Dinosaur" on Sprout and saw the most awesome park bench ever:
The "idea bench". This picture comes from The Ponder Home, which also shows her kids sitting on a real one if you follow the link.
Here's BJ next to an illustrated version, courtesy PBSKids.org.
It's an outdoor park bench where the two occupants face each other, much like some types of love seats (and these toilets).
But the best part is that it spins! What fun! A full 360 of your garden. Here it is in action, starting at around 6:41: